Things I Learned On A Cruise

My family went on a cruise.

I had never been on a cruise, and neither had my kids.

The only one in the family who had been on a cruise was my wife who gets violently ill when she’s in a car, so to say I was not looking forward to being covered in her vomit for a 7-day trip to Bermuda would be an understatement.

Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.