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Rodney Lacroix
Rodney Lacroix

3.3K Followers

Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Social Media Satire and Interwebs Ramblings

3 stories

Image of a ninja stealing the Twitter logo.
The original Twitter was something amazing. This is a picture of the original Twitter bird logo.
Everything is for sale. Even your soul. Facebook Marketplace doesn’t care about your salvation.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Debbie Downers - The Serious Side of Me

9 stories

Image of a ninja stealing the Twitter logo.
world’s best boss mug
Santa drove a plymouth valiant
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Humor, Satire, and General Tomfoolery

30 stories

A stubborn dog who won’t take her medication.
Trump listening to music wearing headphones.
A Best Buy Geek Squad employee fixing an air conditioner.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Silly Stories, Maniacal Memoirs, and Outlandish Observations

11 stories

A stubborn dog who won’t take her medication.
A roll of toilet paper adorned with a Santa hat was our tree topper for the first Covid-era Christmas.
Haunted attractions are great, but they really need to focus on what is really scary right now.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Tech Tidbits, World Wide WTF, and Computer Chaos

10 stories

IT Tech asleep at the job.
A Best Buy Geek Squad employee fixing an air conditioner.
A good looking guy drawing cartoons so this is clearly not me.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

The Job Articles - A Bunch of Crap about Working

11 stories

IT Tech asleep at the job.
A Best Buy Geek Squad employee fixing an air conditioner.
Man listening to music while at work and drowning out the wails of his coworkers.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Music Musings and Song Satire

6 stories

Trump listening to music wearing headphones.
Man listening to music while at work and drowning out the wails of his coworkers.
Misunderstood song lyrics have their own support group. They are a mess.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Cartoons, Comics and Other Bad Drawings

4 stories

A good looking guy drawing cartoons so this is clearly not me.
When mom warns you not to do something, sometimes it’s best to just take her word for it.
Here is a picture of a deformed man working on a broken monitor with lobster claw hands. Thank you, AI.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Parenting, and Other Terrible Things About Kids

28 stories

A middle aged man writing Santa his Christmas list
Michael Myers mask wearing a Santa hat as a tree topper.
A roll of toilet paper adorned with a Santa hat was our tree topper for the first Covid-era Christmas.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Holiday Hijinks

6 stories

A middle aged man writing Santa his Christmas list
A terribly wrapped gift.
Child with a flashlight searching under a bed for Christmas presents.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Advice and Tips From Someone Unqualified to Give Them

17 stories

A terribly wrapped gift.
Child with a flashlight searching under a bed for Christmas presents.
A sign warning that trolls are nearby.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Marriage, Relationships, and Other Sexy Stuff

15 stories

An army of small crocheted christmas penises.
A handmade Easter welcome sign hanging on a door
Kangaroos fighting
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Stories About Writing

8 stories

The original Twitter was something amazing. This is a picture of the original Twitter bird logo.
Tippity tap tippity tap and the clicking of the keys as I write a fully fleshed out story is a rare occurrence.
Redoing some of today’s literary classics for today’s generations.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Favorites I've Written

29 stories

How to control the weather and other things simply by doing stuff you do everyday.
A rubber stress pig is a great way to calm your nerves, ease anxiety, and get weird responses.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Aging - Getting Old and Hating Every Minute of It

8 stories

A man hiding a blue pill behind his back, an analogy for keeping my erectile dysfunction secret from my wife.
Two old people trying to get laid in a bar is both cute and gross at the same time.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

WTF Was I Thinking?

8 stories

Zombies. The multiverse. Combine the two and we get one hell of a new genre of crap to watch.
Misunderstood song lyrics have their own support group. They are a mess.
Turn vacancy to no vacancy by adopting these imaginary hotel inventions.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Travel Articles - Tips, Tricks and Titillating Tales

7 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
My son and I getting ready to tandem skydive for the first time. A truly unique bonding experience.
Covered bridges in New England are wonderful, magical, and full of awful, horrible spiders.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Sports, Exercise, and other Exhausting Events

3 stories

This man is passed out because he tried jogging.
Have kids. Get ripped. Be tired. The unintentional workout routine for parents.
Parents need their own olympics. Let’s do this, folks.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Political Puns and Governmental Guffaws

2 stories

Ignoring the destruction of modern society through music is very cathartic.
Old Math and Mandatory Naps. Presidential platforms we can all support
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

3.3K Followers

Book Author

Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has 4 kids and is super tired, you guys.

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