Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Parenting, and Other Terrible Things About Kids

22 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
A father rifling through What to Expect When You’re Expecting and wondering why nothing useful is actually in the book.
Here is someone with a handful of hundred dollar bills, about to purchase a used pen at the college bookstore.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Travel Articles - Tips, Tricks and Titillating Tales

7 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
My son and I getting ready to tandem skydive for the first time. A truly unique bonding experience.
Covered bridges in New England are wonderful, magical, and full of awful, horrible spiders.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Advice and Tips From Someone Unqualified to Give Them

12 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
Here is someone with a handful of hundred dollar bills, about to purchase a used pen at the college bookstore.
When the kids are gone, mom and dad have to figure out what to do with those empty rooms. Here are some unconventional ideas.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Cartoons, Comics and Other Bad Drawings

3 stories

When mom warns you not to do something, sometimes it’s best to just take her word for it.
Here is a picture of a deformed man working on a broken monitor with lobster claw hands. Thank you, AI.
Step 1: Joy
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

WTF Was I Thinking?

6 stories

Turn vacancy to no vacancy by adopting these imaginary hotel inventions.
Some of today’s products have hidden origin stories. I’m here to enlighten you.
Two sentence horror stories that may or may not be scary but are definitely funny.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Humor, Satire, and General Tomfoolery

11 stories

The only time I will compliment you on your melons is if I run into you in the produce section of the grocery store.
A picture of me and my beautiful wife on our winter weekend getaway that she planned.
Some of today’s products have hidden origin stories. I’m here to enlighten you.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Marriage, Relationships, and Other Sexy Stuff

11 stories

The only time I will compliment you on your melons is if I run into you in the produce section of the grocery store.
A picture of me and my beautiful wife on our winter weekend getaway that she planned.
This is the kind of thing you do when you’re in love and also are near sand.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Silly Stories, Maniacal Memoirs, and Outlandish Observations

8 stories

The only time I will compliment you on your melons is if I run into you in the produce section of the grocery store.
My son and I getting ready to tandem skydive for the first time. A truly unique bonding experience.
When a global pandemic meets the need for bathroom repair, the results can be surprising.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Tech Tidbits, World Wide WTF, and Computer Chaos

3 stories

Here is someone with a handful of hundred dollar bills, about to purchase a used pen at the college bookstore.
Here is a picture of a deformed man working on a broken monitor with lobster claw hands. Thank you, AI.
Demystifying http status codes for the everyman.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Music Musings and Song Satire

3 stories

Here is a picture of a cassette tape. If you know what this is, this article may be right for you.
This baby is going like tada while orchestrating the songs of the parenting playlists.
Ignoring the destruction of modern society through music is very cathartic.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Stories About Writing

6 stories

Redoing some of today’s literary classics for today’s generations.
Two sentence horror stories that may or may not be scary but are definitely funny.
Back when spell checking was a tiny pad of paper with white powder on it.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Debbie Downers - The Serious Side of Me

4 stories

Lying to kids is a huge part of parenting.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
A cautionary tale of how easily the elderly can be scammed even when they know better.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

The Job Articles - A Bunch of Crap about Working

6 stories

Ever want to send an out of office reply that wasn’t so politically correct or get you fired? Here’s a list of some that you wish you could send.
A man playing pranks with the devil in the picture for some reason.
Ouch. Garden shears are a great visual when you are talking about vasectomies.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Favorites I've Written

28 stories

A rubber stress pig is a great way to calm your nerves, ease anxiety, and get weird responses.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
One of our last full family Christmas photos.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Social Media Satire and Interwebs Ramblings

1 story

Everything is for sale. Even your soul. Facebook Marketplace doesn’t care about your salvation.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Aging - Getting Old and Hating Every Minute of It

7 stories

Two old people trying to get laid in a bar is both cute and gross at the same time.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
This word accompanies every movement when you get older.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Sports, Exercise, and other Exhausting Events

3 stories

This man is passed out because he tried jogging.
Have kids. Get ripped. Be tired. The unintentional workout routine for parents.
Parents need their own olympics. Let’s do this, folks.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Political Puns and Governmental Guffaws

2 stories

Ignoring the destruction of modern society through music is very cathartic.
Old Math and Mandatory Naps. Presidential platforms we can all support
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Book Author

Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has 4 kids and is super tired, you guys.