Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Humor, Satire, and General Tomfoolery

17 stories

People researching things that don’t need to be researched. We need better scientific studies.
Haunted attractions are great, but they really need to focus on what is really scary right now.
Back to school means back to more headaches.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Tech Tidbits, World Wide WTF, and Computer Chaos

5 stories

People researching things that don’t need to be researched. We need better scientific studies.
Having a really bizarre background tells everyone you are totally unhinged.
Here is someone with a handful of hundred dollar bills, about to purchase a used pen at the college bookstore.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Silly Stories, Maniacal Memoirs, and Outlandish Observations

9 stories

Haunted attractions are great, but they really need to focus on what is really scary right now.
The only time I will compliment you on your melons is if I run into you in the produce section of the grocery store.
My son and I getting ready to tandem skydive for the first time. A truly unique bonding experience.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Parenting, and Other Terrible Things About Kids

24 stories

Back to school means back to more headaches.
Santa drove a plymouth valiant
Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

The Job Articles - A Bunch of Crap about Working

7 stories

Having a really bizarre background tells everyone you are totally unhinged.
Ever want to send an out of office reply that wasn’t so politically correct or get you fired? Here’s a list of some that you wish you could send.
A man playing pranks with the devil in the picture for some reason.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Debbie Downers - The Serious Side of Me

7 stories

Santa drove a plymouth valiant
A man hiding a blue pill behind his back, an analogy for keeping my erectile dysfunction secret from my wife.
Tippity tap tippity tap and the clicking of the keys as I write a fully fleshed out story is a rare occurrence.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Aging - Getting Old and Hating Every Minute of It

8 stories

A man hiding a blue pill behind his back, an analogy for keeping my erectile dysfunction secret from my wife.
Two old people trying to get laid in a bar is both cute and gross at the same time.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Marriage, Relationships, and Other Sexy Stuff

12 stories

A man hiding a blue pill behind his back, an analogy for keeping my erectile dysfunction secret from my wife.
The only time I will compliment you on your melons is if I run into you in the produce section of the grocery store.
A picture of me and my beautiful wife on our winter weekend getaway that she planned.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

WTF Was I Thinking?

8 stories

Zombies. The multiverse. Combine the two and we get one hell of a new genre of crap to watch.
Misunderstood song lyrics have their own support group. They are a mess.
Turn vacancy to no vacancy by adopting these imaginary hotel inventions.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Stories About Writing

7 stories

Tippity tap tippity tap and the clicking of the keys as I write a fully fleshed out story is a rare occurrence.
Redoing some of today’s literary classics for today’s generations.
Two sentence horror stories that may or may not be scary but are definitely funny.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Music Musings and Song Satire

4 stories

Misunderstood song lyrics have their own support group. They are a mess.
Here is a picture of a cassette tape. If you know what this is, this article may be right for you.
This baby is going like tada while orchestrating the songs of the parenting playlists.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Travel Articles - Tips, Tricks and Titillating Tales

7 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
My son and I getting ready to tandem skydive for the first time. A truly unique bonding experience.
Covered bridges in New England are wonderful, magical, and full of awful, horrible spiders.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Advice and Tips From Someone Unqualified to Give Them

12 stories

Family vacations can be exhausting. Here are some tips to keep from losing your mind.
Here is someone with a handful of hundred dollar bills, about to purchase a used pen at the college bookstore.
When the kids are gone, mom and dad have to figure out what to do with those empty rooms. Here are some unconventional ideas.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Cartoons, Comics and Other Bad Drawings

3 stories

When mom warns you not to do something, sometimes it’s best to just take her word for it.
Here is a picture of a deformed man working on a broken monitor with lobster claw hands. Thank you, AI.
Step 1: Joy
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Favorites I've Written

28 stories

A rubber stress pig is a great way to calm your nerves, ease anxiety, and get weird responses.
How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly
One of our last full family Christmas photos.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Social Media Satire and Interwebs Ramblings

1 story

Everything is for sale. Even your soul. Facebook Marketplace doesn’t care about your salvation.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Sports, Exercise, and other Exhausting Events

3 stories

This man is passed out because he tried jogging.
Have kids. Get ripped. Be tired. The unintentional workout routine for parents.
Parents need their own olympics. Let’s do this, folks.
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Political Puns and Governmental Guffaws

2 stories

Ignoring the destruction of modern society through music is very cathartic.
Old Math and Mandatory Naps. Presidential platforms we can all support
Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Book Author

Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has 4 kids and is super tired, you guys.