List: Aging - Getting Old and Hating Every Minute of It | Curated by Rodney Lacroix | Medium

Oct 3, 2024

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Aging - Getting Old and Hating Every Minute of It

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The Hidden Blue Pill and My Secret Dysfunction

Some secrets are harder than others

Oct 2, 2024

A man hiding a blue pill behind his back, an analogy for keeping my erectile dysfunction secret from my wife.

Oct 2, 2024

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Second Wind, First Date: Pickup Lines for the Over-50 Crowd

Flirting tips for folks who remember meeting people the old-fashioned way

Apr 22, 2024

Two old people trying to get laid in a bar is both cute and gross at the same time.

Apr 22, 2024

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To The Nice Little Old Lady Who Died

A memorial to a neighbor who taught me to spread joy

Aug 27, 2024

How an elderly neighbor made an impace on so many lives just by being friendly

Aug 27, 2024

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Don’t Get Me Started on Knees: A Guide to the Aches, Pains, and General Grumpiness of Aging

One man’s reflection on the metamorphosis of aging and how this all could have gone so wrong

May 30, 2024

This word accompanies every movement when you get older.

May 30, 2024

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The Pop-Up That Cost Her Everything: How Mom Fell Victim to a Scam

A cautionary tale about scams and the vulnerability of our parents

Jun 10, 2024

A cautionary tale of how easily the elderly can be scammed even when they know better.

Jun 10, 2024

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Golden Years and Switching Gears: Pondering Slightly Meaningful Retirement Jobs

What to do when you are too old to do anything but have nothing to do

Jul 16, 2024

old people in a retirement home, no thank you.

Jul 16, 2024

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Wrinkled Wisdom: 13 Signs You’re Officially Over the Hill

#1: It’s hard to read this subtitle

Aug 19, 2024

Sure signs that you’re old.

Aug 19, 2024

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Countdown to Extinction: A Top Ten List of the Worst Parts of Getting Old

You won’t believe #1 because you forgot your reading glasses and have no idea what it says, anyway

Sep 8, 2024

Old people counting down to extinction.

Sep 8, 2024

Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Book Author

Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has 4 kids and is super tired, you guys.

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