WELL THIS IS DEPRESSING

Here Lies Me

My eulogy is gonna kill ‘em

Photo by Sigmund on Unsplash

“I want you to read my eulogy,” my mom said.

I blinked.

“Um,” I replied, looking at my son across the table from me, “Wut.”

My son and I had taken my mom out to lunch. We were talking about life and college and general chitchat when my mom suddenly…