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No thanks, AutoPilot. I enjoy not being charged with manslaughter.

Undoubtedly, you’ve seen some of the stories of Teslas with the self-driving AutoPilot feature targeting people and vehicles like battery-powered versions of Christine.

I, personally, cannot — nor will ever be able to — afford a Tesla, so I’ll never know the joys of…

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Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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Rodney Lacroix

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Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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