BLINDING HOLIDAY JOY

Brilliant Jackass

There’s one in every neighborhood

As my house illuminates the darkness of the neighborhood with a brilliance only seen in supernovas, I come to this harsh realization:

I’m that guy.

Here in the United States, it’s barely past Thanksgiving, but I’ve just finished putting up my outside Christmas…

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Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.