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Romantic As Hell

Romantic As Hell

Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo: An Illustrated Guide for the Romantically Challenged

2018

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We’ve Mastered Weaponized Incompetence and the Subtle Art of Strategic Delegation

If at first you don’t succeed, fail several more times

5 min readMar 18, 2024

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Weaponized Incompetence: asking for help is a great way to get out of doing whatever you’re asking for help with.

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How To Recreate Scenes From Jaws Movies Using Everyday Household Items And A Giant Crocheted Shark

You’re gonna knit a bigger boat

7 min readJan 15, 2024

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Jaws and the crocheted shark.

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Six Places to Teach Your Kids How to Drive

The seventh is a Circle of Hell

4 min readSep 11, 2023

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Places to teach your kids how to drive that minimize your risk of death and need for refills of prescription anxiety medications.

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One-Sentence Horror Stories for the Rest of Us

Terror in twenty syllables or less

3 min readOct 4, 2023

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Tongue-in-cheek terror in twenty syllables or less.

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Beyond the Torture Trot: Six Creative Hacks to Make Running Fun

The first one might trip you up

5 min read22 hours ago

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This man is passed out because he tried jogging.

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How to Live Your Life Vicariously Through a Rubber Stress Pig

Hamming it up every minute of every day

7 min read2 days ago

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A rubber stress pig is a great way to calm your nerves, ease anxiety, and get weird responses.

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Second Wind, First Date: Pickup Lines for the Over-50 Crowd

Flirting tips for folks who remember meeting people the old-fashioned way

5 min readApr 22, 2024

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Two old people trying to get laid in a bar is both cute and gross at the same time.

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Why I Highly Recommend Divorce to Exhausted Parents

Three magical words may make you question the commitment to your vows

5 min readApr 19, 2024

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This is how happy couples throw out their backs.

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Lost in Translation: Kids, Calamity, and Communication Contradictions

Do as I say, not as what you think I said

5 min readApr 15, 2024

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Do as I say, not as I do would be nice if this actually worked. Kids hear the opposite of what most parents tell them.

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The Most Useful Family App Guaranteed to Make Everyone Angry With You

How a phone tracking app can become your best friend and their worst enemy

7 min readApr 11, 2024

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If you have ever wanted to annoy your family, I highly suggest the Find My Phone App.

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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

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Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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